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James
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I never wanted to be 'one of those'. Marching to a different tune and singing to a different song, this is, yours sincerely, Me.

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Saturday, September 20, 2008 @ Dairy of a Dog
Diary of a Dog

Ruff! I awoke this morning to find Mommy still by my side! Phew... For the past few days Mommy wasn't at home, and it was so boring not to have anyone throw my favourite squeaky basketball for me to catch... So I protested by smothering the corner of the floor with a bit of my super duper scent marker... (a.k.a Pee, Shii Shii, Urea) And Daddy cleaned it up when he and Mommy got home last night! And he changed my poo paper too! Yay! Time to create another mess! At least that gives me something to do...

The whole day was quite boring, but when the bright ball of fire (a.k.a Sun) was put out, Mommy told me that we were going Gai Gai! Oh my Dog!  I love Gai Gai!!! Going downstairs to smell the scent markers of other dogs like myself is sooo interesting! And of course, I'm gonna get myself some bitches (a.k.a female dogs) tonight! Yea!

But alas, we did not go downstairs to Gai Gai... Instead, Mommy carried me into Daddy's funny looking space ship (a.k.a Car)! I dread space ship rides! I always puke when I take a ride on those evil big monsters! Noooo! But Daddy wound down the windows for me to get my tongue in the wind... Hmm.... Actually, it felt quite good trying to eat the wind! And made me forgot all about puking! 

And after a short while, we reach a funny place that I have never been to before... It was weird... Getting to that place in such a short time?! I have four legs, while that space ship had four wheels... It should be the same! Anyways, let's not digress... I tend to do that ever so often you know. 

Mommy introduced me to her mates, and to be frank, they all smell soo different! I think I still love Mommy's smell more... But Aunty GL and Uncle Leslie was very nice to me... They patted me and Aunty GL even carried me and made me look into a hideous looking tiny hole (a.k.a Digital Camera)! The place was good, full of scents. But one thing remained in my mind... How come they drink so much of that white stuff (a.k.a Lychee Freeze)? I want some! It must taste good!

After that Daddy and Mommy took me for a walk around the place... Again, so many scents for me to smother over... And some humans walked by and even said I was cute! Well of course, I'm Doofy the superdog! They even made a movie on me called Bolt, coming to theatres near you! Check out the trailer on YouDogTube.com! I'm getting lots of street cred now... Anyway, back to topic...

After the round it was back to the space ship again... And being the superdog, I didn't puke! Yea! But when I got back to the transportation box (a.k.a Lift, Elevator), I couldn't contain my excitement and err... wet myself. Not the proudest moments, but hey, every dog has his day, right? And I made another pool in front of the door of home... I was too excited trying to figure out how to write this diary posting... Such a weird day...

Oh well... It was a fun day I guess... Didn't see any bitches... But I scented the area, hopefully some beautiful dog picks it up. For now, its back to chasing tails, squeaky basketball, and running laps around the house till I'm tired, then go to sleep. Bye Bye! Ruff!

Disclaimer: The above post was written by and in the view of Ruffle, the superdog. It has got nothing to do with his Super-Daddy.

The Way I Live - James

Manners would make a man
Apologies, to things can mend
Thank for what gets grant
Plead for what you want

Actions define your class,
Only from the heart it should be,
Instincts that reflects thee,
Hypocrites will finish last.

Do unto others,
What you would others do unto you,
But seek revenge,
And it only begets,
Another avenge.



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