I really liked this funny article, so here goes:

1) You're not actually enjoying a romantic candlelit dinner. It's just that your vegetables are glowing.

2) Before you drank that dodgy milk, you only had two nipples instead of eight.

3) Your family of five ordered a Made-In-China turkey for Christmas, and somehow, everybody managed to get a drumstick.

4) After eating, whenever you burp, the TV switches to Channel 8.

5) 

6) "Something about spitting"

7) You keep having to visit the Great Bowl of China.

I'd better watch my Christmas turkey... i love turkey!!! 

This Sunday will be the 117 gang's first official football match with our new jerseys!!! Haha... And would you believe it, it will take place... at the field just a stone's throw away from my house!!! Haha... It's the absolute home advantage for me... Although there would be no spectators... :/

"James. 7 "